You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 89-25 182nd Place unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 89-25 182nd Place are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 89-25 182nd Place might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 89-25 182nd Place will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day