No guard dog needed at 8908 18th Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 8908 18th Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
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Living at 8908 18th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day