You'll be able to sleep easy at 9 17th Road; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 9 17th Road are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 9 17th Road might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 9 17th Road will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day