You'll be able to sleep easy at 90-2 247th Street; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 90-2 247th Street.
The only way to make life better at 90-2 247th Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 90-2 247th Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day