You'll be able to sleep easy at 911 Avenue P; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 911 Avenue P.
The only way to make life better at 911 Avenue P might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 911 Avenue P will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day