No guard dog needed at 9404 Avenue B. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 9404 Avenue B, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 9404 Avenue B
Living at 9404 Avenue B will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day