It's so safe at 954 2nd Avenue you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 954 2nd Avenue are fairly courteous.
954 2nd Avenue is not great, but not bad either. Monopoly-wise, it's sort of like the orange properties.
Living at 954 2nd Avenue is such a steal, you might want to call your attorney.