You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 97-28 91st Street unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 97-28 91st Street are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 97-28 91st Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 97-28 91st Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day