No guard dog needed at 9717 3rd Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 9717 3rd Avenue are fairly courteous.
9717 3rd Avenue is not great, but not bad either. Monopoly-wise, it's sort of like the orange properties.
Living at 9717 3rd Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day