You'll be able to sleep easy at 99 Bay 41st Street; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 99 Bay 41st Street are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 99 Bay 41st Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 99 Bay 41st Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day