No guard dog needed at 99 Bay 8th Street. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 99 Bay 8th Street are fairly courteous.
You'll have time to take up that new hobby at 99 Bay 8th Street
Living at 99 Bay 8th Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day