It's so safe at 99 Eldert Street you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 99 Eldert Street are fairly courteous.
99 Eldert Street might not have the highest finishes, but it is a well-built home
Living at 99 Eldert Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day